Anonymous asked:
Would you rather watch your parents have sex a million times or join in once?

You lose, my parents don’t have sex, they hate each other.

Valiant effort, anon. 


GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

republiccityobsessed:

omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

Game on.

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threepac:

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli


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touchmybuttplz:

I WANNA SEE BUTTS

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